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yerimoonlight · 1 year ago

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Siri...Play Traitor on repeat because The Legacy of Yangchen is coming out in July and I still have not forgiven Kavik.

#personal #the legacy of yangchen #BOOK TWO YEEEE!!!#I mean we all saw it coming but we were all hoping not #and even though he had good intentions in the end (from what I remember) still screwed them over #I literally had traitor on repeat for days #it's like when I read the shadow of kyoshi and could not stop repeating cool by nmixx #I have the tendency to listen to playlists or artists or albums or even lone songs on repeat #so when I read a book or after I read a book/series there's usually a song or two that I associate it with #and traitor by Olivia r was it!!#do I see them in a romantic relationship tho???#time will tell...#I think I want them two bc I'm always a sucker for the two MCs and character development #but also when women have to teach men to be honest/loyal it gives me the ick #but he's also kind of forgiven by me at least bc Yangchen forgave him but said HA never forget so BYEEEE #and I love that for her. so much!#so I suspect he will be working overtime in this book to win over her good favor #if that's how you phrase that #anyways v excited July will be great #this...hogwarts legacy...may quit my job....so exciting!

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krysmcscience · 2 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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aueua · 1 year ago

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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#[.txt]#just. a bit curious #e: I see... thank you for the answers so far; it's interesting to hear as someone who's an only child #i suppose i should have phrased this as: if you have them - how do you feel about your siblings?#i am aware most answers can be boiled down to being complicated; even so it has been nice to hear from everyone of different circumstances #i hope that your day is well.

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etchif · 8 months ago

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#polls #I know that humans are animals you know what I mean how else am i supposed to phrase this question #i could've written non-human animal but it feels unnecessary to specify that when I'm already differenciating the two in the first place #>1k

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egophiliac · 6 months ago

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we were fucking ROBBED

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #the only ssr i'll whale for #oh my god i loved this update. holy shit #got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later #in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not #the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that #don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore #i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase #not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE #also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it #anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE #(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING #also i cannot believe #i cannot BELIEVE #that the plan is actually literally #defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him #HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS #malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros

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cali · 1 year ago

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i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

#notifications blocked goodnight all of you #i like that theres people from both ends of the spectrum of opinions on how to build a personality in the tags #i just wanted to make a joke about when someone says the phrase “making it their entire personality”#its a nothing phrase

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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FNAF game Mike almost got attacked by Vanny

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #glitchtrap #security breach #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf help wanted #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Mike doesn’t realize how that phrasing sounded oops #he just wants to have legit nap time #Vanny almost came out but luckily it’s not another Luis situation 🙏🏾#Vanessa is embarrassed should of known mikes just a tired guy #sorry to glitchtrap you almost had him #can’t defeat the raw power Mike has (being the best boy)

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puppyeared · 3 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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ntshastark · 3 months ago

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Thought the people who were impressed by That Photo would like to know he does this kind of shit all the time

#gabriel medina #surfing #olympics #paris 2024 #brazil #c: surfing #p: gabriel medina #t: fanvid #brasil tag #briefly got on here and the gifset of that one wave popped up again on the dash with 6k notes now #and most people on there are clearly under the impression that it was a one-off so i thought i'd make someone's day with this #(the first part of this tag sounded rude i think? but idk how else to phrase it. obviously no one is expected to know stuff like this)#(but if surfing has caught your eye this olympics i can't recommend it ENOUGH that you look this man up)#it's 3am here so i'll be back tomorrow to rb stuff about what happened today + yesterday 🫡

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.

like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid

#wouldn't roll my eyes or check my phone or get bored or nothing #I'd just listen to that little dork & smile & encourage them & let them explain how their favorite gameboy games worked #i was the kind of kid my adult self would find annoying & uninteresting but like #most of the actual adults in my childhood felt that way too. including my dang parents.#and ya know sometimes they showed it. a lot of times without realizing it. and that messes a kid up #if you don't make an effort kids WILL recognize your disinterest and lack of attention.#kids deserve to have caregivers who show interest and engagement #even when it's over stuff that adults find boring. especially then maybe #your kid doesn't have to be fun or interesting or easy or well behaved to deserve positive attention #they deserve positive attention because they are YOUR KID #if love is unconditional then DISPLAYS of LOVE and AFFECTION must also be unconditional #not something that must be earned #telling your kid that you love them is not enough. that is step one out of like a thousand #if you just tell your kid you love them but you don't demonstrate affection and interest and patience and warmth and etcetera #your kid isn't gonna feel loved! I Love You will just become a trite phrase that they regard with mistrust!#bitch you gotta FOLLOW THROUGH

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itischeese · 12 days ago

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He knows what words mean, Minato-sensei.

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eggcromancer · 7 months ago

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Happy late birthday, it was a wonderful post you made, I just gotta ask something outta the silly.

Do you think it's as cute as I do, the idea of moon having a second nightcap that's party hat coloured and he swaps that on for birthdays

@sea-menace Dream big, my friend! Why stop at 2 nightcaps...? >:}

We got some seasonal caps:

Modern day AU, where Fazbear Co. runs a content farm TikTok account; and Moon is horribly out of touch with gen alpha humour (because no one bought the animatronics internet plans 🥲) caps:

And @lavenoon's jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, amazing Accidentally Undercover fic caps! ✨

Pretend that Agent Dusk lost his original nightcap in a deadly shootout with a rival spy team and he needs to whip up a replacement PRONTO before he loses all street creds (He still won of course, but at what cost,,,,)

#But seriously thank you for the ask friend; you've singlehandedly brought me out of an art slump 💖💖💖#There is an AU in which Moon fully knows how to use the phrases “Skibidi Toilet” and “Sticking your Gyatt out for the Rizzler”#But not in this AU I will not allow it 🔫👁️👁️#“Sun is my favourite” I cry with tears in my eyes while I pumped out 9 consecutive Moon drawings (in denial)#Shoutout to Tumblr sexymen Spamton G Spamton and Lucifer Morningstar for teaching me about the appeal of men in suits adhsjdklasf #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #dca fandom #dca au #fnaf moon #moondrop #y/n #my art #my ask

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cosmicrhetoric · 6 months ago

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carpe jugulum / small gods / lords and ladies / night watch

HERE AND NOW! HAPPY GLORIOUS 25TH!

#these are just some of my fave here and nows throughout discworld but it is a phrase that shows up in 60% of the books #and consistently knocks your socks off. i read the small gods one for the first time this year can you imagine #discworld #night watch #the glorious 25th of may #gnu terry pratchett #carpe jugulum #small gods #lords and ladies #how do they rise up

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bringbackthepornbots · 9 days ago

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good morning to the funniest piece of dialogue in the entire game, & only this

#thanzag #'i find literally everything about you annoying' is the phrase that opens Zag's last locked heart #love how dryly sincere Thanatos is lol drag him Than #hades game #hades supergiant #hades 1

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radioapplemybeloved · 10 months ago

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Okay but one-sided staticradio from an outsider's pov within their universe has got to be, like, objectively so funny. Like, you have a guy with a TV for a head who's got beef with a sadistic deer radio host (who also decided to sponsor the princess of hell's hotel) singing about how said rival is now a washed up nobody with no power. And then you see that said radio host literally could not give a fuck about what his supposed rival is doing until the guy with a TV for a head says something that pisses said radio host off so bad that all cards are off the table. All while said TV headed guy is obviously seething with lust every time he even interacts in any form with said radio host. Like, wow. That has to be so amusing to watch from the outside

#listen. i know some of this doesn't make sense. but also.#i have no idea how to phrase this properly without losing sense. because in my mind it's phrased differently. but also incoherent.#so take what you will from this #one-sided staticradio is something that can be just so personal #staticradio #staticlovetune #radiostatic #alastor #vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #yuri.txt

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theslimeologist · 9 months ago

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Its viscerally upsetting that our preferences are apparently respected but we’re all automatically opted in for tumblr’s AI 3rd party “partners” to supposedly scrape our posts and content? L O L

BLOG SETTINGS -> VISIBILITY -> ENABLE “PREVENT 3RD PARTY SHARING”

If you’re on mobile *you must first update the tumblr app*

THIS MUST BE DONE FOR EVERY INDIVIDUAL PUBLIC BLOG YOU HAVE

#ever heard of the phrase confusopoly?#coined by james stephanie sterling (jimsterling on youtube etc)#they’ve made very poingent observations about how the video game industry operates to exploit players into becoming whales #confusopoly is the concept of a company making something as confusing as possible #to maximise the chance that people wont bother to look into it #and pick whichever option is easiest.#which in this case is not knowing HOW to do this #or that you NEED to do this #a public post on the staff blog is not how you get the word out #update #just straight raving over here

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